Ace: HMM, LET'S SEE.
I THINK I'LL HAVE A DOUBLE SCOOP OF MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
MAKE THAT A DOUBLE
VANILLA FUDGE RIPPLE.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
HOW ABOUT A DOUBLE
PISTACHIO ALMOND
WITH SOME SPRINKLES THERE.
HEY, UH, LET'S COMPROMISE, DOC,
AND JUST GIVE ME ALL OF THE ABOVE.
I'LL WORK IT OFF
SAVING THE WORLD
FROM SOMETHING.
HUH?
WHAAH!
OOH. THAT PEANUT BUTTER CARROT RIPPLE
REALLY PACKS A WALLOP.
HUH?
I'D LIKE TO STAY AND CHAT,
BUT AS YOU CAN SEE,
I GOT A TRAIN TO CATCH.
HMM. THERE'S GOTTA BE A BRAKE SWITCH
SOMEWHERE ON THIS THING. YAAH!
THAT'S MY TRAIN TO ROB, YOU NO-GOOD, LONG-EARED VARMINT.
IN A FEW MINUTES,
OPHIUCHUS SAM IS GONNA BE THE RICHEST,
ROOTIN'EST-TOOTIN'EST OUTLAW WEST OF ORION'S BELT.
MAYBE THEN YOU CAN UPGRADE THAT ROBO-DONKEY.
OHH! WHOA!
YOU KNOW, I HEAR IT'S LESS DRAFTY
RIDING INSIDE THE TRAIN.
HEY, THANKS FOR THE TRAVEL TIP, DOC.
HOLD STILL,
SO'S I CAN VAPORIZE YOU INTO SMITHEREENS.
YAAH!
THE NAME'S DEUCE.
IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU COULD USE SOME HELP.
WHAT WOULD EVER GIVE YOU A SILLY IDEA LIKE THAT?
CALL IT A HUNCH.
HAH!
KISS YOUR BUTT GOOD-BYE, YOU ORNERY, FLEA-BITTEN VARMINT.
THANKS!
YEAH.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
RUNNING OUT OF TRACK.
* ROCK 'N' SET, LOONATICS, LET'S JET *
* REV, LEXI, AND TECH *
* SLAM, AND DUCK *
* ROCK 'N' SET, LET'S JET *
* ACE IS COOL AND LEADS THE PACK *
* LASER SWORD STRIKES 'EM BACK *
* WHEN BIG, BAD BOTS SMASH AND ATTACK *
* LEXI'S BRAIN-BLAST MAKES 'EM CRACK *
* QUACKIN' IN, QUACKIN' OUT *
* DUCK WILL MAKE INVADERS SHOUT *
* ACTIVATE, REGENERATE *
* MAGNETIC POWER LEVITATES *
* ROCK 'N' SET, LET'S JET *
* BAM, SLAM *
* TORNADO ZING BLING BAUBLES *
* SET, LET'S JET *
* SUPERSONIC REV HEATS 'EM UP
AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT *
* SET, LET'S JET *
* R-R-ROCK 'N' SET, LET'S JET *
* WHOO! POWERS TO PROTECT AND SERVE *
* TONS OF EGO, LOTS OF NERVE *
* NEVER QUESTION, NEVER SWERVE *
* LOONATICS UNLEASHED *
LET'S BOLT.
GO AHEAD AND HIGH-TAIL IT OUTTA HERE.
THE TRAIN AND EVERYTHING ON IT NOW BELONGS
TO--UHH!
ME.
YAH, MULE.
Ace: THANKS FOR THE ASSIST, DEUCE.
YEAH. WE MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.
HEY, ACE, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
THE RUNAWAY TRAIN AT THE PARK TODAY?
HEAR ABOUT IT?
I GOT BRUISES TO SHOW FOR IT
IN PLACES I DON'T LIKE TO SHOW.
HEY, LEX, THIS IS MY NEW PAL, DEUCE.
IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM--HEH--
MY FURRY WHITE TAIL WOULD BE TOAST.
NO BIG DEAL. YOU MIGHT SAY I HAVE A WAY
OF BEING IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU AND ACE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
ACE, I'VE BEEN TO EVERY CORNER OF THE GALAXY,
BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN A BAD-BOY SWORD LIKE THAT BEFORE.
THANKS. IT WAS GIVEN TO ME
WHEN I GOT INTO THE ACTION-HERO BUSINESS.
CAN I HOLD IT?
Duck: HEY! I DON'T
HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER A YEAR,
AND YOU NEVER ONCE
LET ME HOLD YOUR SWORD.
I WON'T EVEN ASK.
HEY, ZODAVIA, THERE'S SOMEONE I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.
THIS HERE IS--
DEUCE. HMM.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN.
YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?
ONLY TOO WELL.
HEY, IS SOMETHING WRONG?
LET'S JUST SAY DEUCE AND I
HAVE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES IN THE PAST.
SHE'S RIGHT. LOOK, I KNOW I MADE SOME MISTAKES.
I'M ONLY HERE TO ASK YOUR FORGIVENESS
AND A CHANCE TO START OVER.
THEN YOU'VE MADE A VERY LONG TRIP FOR NO REASON.
PERHAPS I SHOULD LEAVE.
NOT PERHAPS. DEFINITELY.
Ace: SO, UH, WHY THE BUM'S RUSH ON DEUCE, ZODAVIA?
DURING THE FALL OF FRELENG, THE LAST CRAFT TO DEPART
WAS THE ROYAL INTERGALACTIC QUASAR TRAIN.
IT WAS RUMORED TO HAVE CARRIED CARGO
THAT COULD MAKE A MAN KING.
Duck: WOWIE! SOUNDS LIKE CODE FOR TREASURE.
Zodavia: PAY ATTENTION, DUCK!
Duck: WHAT?
Zodavia: A STRAY PHOTON BLAST
STRUCK THE TRANSPORT
AND CAUSED IT TO LAUNCH PREMATURELY ON A RUNAWAY COURSE.
IT DISAPPEARED INTO A WORMHOLE AND WAS BELIEVED LOST FOREVER...
UNTIL RECENTLY.
I FEAR THE ARRIVAL OF DEUCE IS NO COINCIDENCE.
YOU THINK HE'S AFTER THE TRAIN?
IT'S ALSO POSSIBLE THAT HE'S CHANGED.
A RISK I CANNOT TAKE.
THE TRAIN MUST BE STOPPED
BEFORE IT FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
LOOK, EVEN IF WE CAN STOP THIS TON OF METAL,
HOW DO WE FIND IT?
IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN CATCH IT
AT OUR LOCAL WORMHOLE DEPOT.
I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP ON THAT.
IN A FEW MOMENTS, I WILL HAVE THE EXACT TIME AND COORDINATES
WHERE THE NEXT WORMHOLE WILL APPEAR.
ACCORDING TO MY ALGORITHM,
IT WILL OPEN IN EXACTLY 7 1/2 MINUTES.
THIS WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOU HAVE.
TECH, YOU AND LEXI KEEP MONITORING THE SITUATION.
EVERYONE ELSE, IT'S TIME TO JET.
HEY, WHAT'S MR. POPULAR STILL DOING HERE?
YOU'VE BEEN EAVESDROPPING ABOUT OUR TRAIN.
LOOK, I HEARD ABOUT THE QUASAR TRAIN
AND THOUGHT IF I COULD BRING IT BACK,
WELL, MAYBE I COULD EARN ZODAVIA'S TRUST AGAIN.
HUH.
YEAH, ANOTHER SOB STORY.
LOOK, LOOK, WORLD'S TINIEST VIOLIN.
SO, UH, DO YOU ALWAYS GIVE UP SO EASILY?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DUCK, HE SAVED MY LIFE.
AND YOUR POINT?
EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE.
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BETTER THAN ANYONE.
Ace: OK, LOONATICS...
READY...
SET...
LET'S JET.
Ace: LOOKS LIKE OUR TRAIN IS RIGHT ON TIME.
Deuce: LET'S CATCH OUR RIDE.
YAAH!
WE GOTTA WORK FAST AND STOP THIS CHOO-CHOO
BEFORE THE WORMHOLE CLOSES AGAIN.
DUCK, SLAM, CHECK THE CARS.
REV AND I WILL GO UP FRONT.
WHY, THEM NO-GOOD, MANGY POLECATS.
NO ONE STEALS THE TRAIN I'M A-STEALIN',
OR MY NAME AIN'T OPHI--
ICHI
WHATEVER IT IS.
YAH, MULE.
EVERY TRAIN COMES WITH AN EMERGENCY CORD.
THERE'S GOTTA BE ONE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
LOOKING FOR A CORD. LOOKING FOR A CORD.
THERE IT IS!
HUH?
NOW I GOT YA RIGHT WHERE I WANT YA.
SLAM, DO SOMETHING.
SAY ADIOS TO ACMETROPOLIS...
Duck: YIPES!
AND SAY HELLO TO OBLIVI-- OBLU--
EHH, WHATEVER YOU CALL IT.
OOH, HOLD STILL, YOU CONFOUNDED BIRD.
SORRY. DUCK CAN'T GO OUT AND PLAY
UNTIL HE FINISHES HIS HOMEWORK.
THANKS, DEUCE.
MY HERO.
AHA. I GOTCHA.
HUH? THERE'S NO WAY
THAT GOLDARN FEATHER DUSTER
COULD HAVE GOT AWAY.
ARE YOU SURE HE DIDN'T SLIP AWAY, BECAUSE HE'S AWFULLY FAST
AND CAN SLIP AWAY FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY, "SLIP AWAY,"
EVEN THOUGH "SLIP AWAY"
CAN BE SAID AWFULLY FAST.
HEY, YOU LOOK AWFUL FAMILIAR.
SAY SAYONARA, BEAK BREATH.
NICE WORK, DEUCE.
NICE ASSIST, ACE.
AW, THANKS, DEUCE. ACE WAS SURE RIGHT ABOUT YOU,
EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU,
BUT WE'RE SURE GLAD YOU'RE HERE OR I WOULDN'T
BE HERE TO BE GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE.
REV, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED
FOR ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE BRAKES.
HEY, HOW COME IT'S ME
THAT'S ALWAYS GETTIN' THE COW CUD KNOCKED OUT OF HIM?
WHERE'S THAT GOLDARN TREASURE?
ALL IN DUE COURSE, SAM.
FIRST ACE'S SWORD, THEN THE TREASURE.
AND THEN I'LL TAKE CARE OF FLOPPY EARS.
HA HA HA HA HA!
AW, FLOPPY EARS.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
YOU'RE NOT FOOLIN' NOBODY.
YOU AND WHISKERS HERE ARE IN CAHOOTS.
YOU'RE SMARTER THAN YOU LOOK.
YEAH, WELL, I'D ALMOST HAVE TO BE.
COME ON, SLAM. LET'S GO TELL ACE.
I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT YOUR LITTLE PLAN ON HOLD.
WHOA!
YOU THINK YOU GOT US?
UNH! OK, YOU GOT US.
THIS ISN'T LOOKING GOOD, REV.
WE GOTTA BOLT.
WE HAVE ONLY SECONDS
BEFORE THE WORMHOLE CLOSES.
YAAH!
HUHH!
YAAH!
I'M SURE OUR LITTLE SECRET WILL BE KEPT LONG ENOUGH.
OHH!
Ace: WHERE'S DUCK AND SLAM?
I TRIED SAVING 'EM, BUT WAS TOO LATE.
THEY ENTERED THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM.
THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE, AT ANY TIME.
Duck: WE'RE DOOMED, DOOMED, I TELL YOU!
STUCK TO ROT IN A WORMHOLE, LIKE--LIKE...
WORMS.
SLAM, WE GOTTA FIND
SOMETHING TO EAT.
WE COULD BE IN HERE FOR A WHILE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
DOZENS OF CARS,
AND NO FOOD AND NO TREASURE.
THAT'S NOT FOOD. THAT'S ROBO-JUNK.
Ace: ACCORDING TO TECH'S TRACKER,
A WORMHOLE WILL OPEN UP HERE FOR JUST A FEW MOMENTS.
UNH!
LOOKS LIKE YOU REACHED THE END OF THE LINE, GREENHORN.
PREPARE FOR AN OLD-FASHIONED BUSHWHACKIN'.
COME BACK HERE.
UNH!
AAH!
ACE, YOUR SWORD!
TOSS ME YOUR SWORD!
ACE!
THANKS, PAL.
Sam, laughing: I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE FELL FOR IT.
HE'S EVEN DUMBER THAN ME.
I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR THIS.
AAH! OHH!
UHH.
AAH!
GAAH!
HOPE THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS,
BUT ASK IF I CARE.
GUARDIAN STRIKE SWORD!
HUH?
COME ON, SLAM.
WHOA!
HUH?
UNH!
ACE, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GIVE DEUCE YOUR SWORD.
IT'S A SCAM.
UH, BY THE WAY, WHERE IS YOUR SWORD?
THANKS, ACE.
NOW I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED.
Sam: LET ME OUTTA HERE.
I SAID LET ME OUT.
THERE HASN'T BEEN A JAIL BUILT THAT CAN HOLD OPHI--
ODI--OBIBU--UH...
UH, ME.
LET ME OUT OF HERE.
ZODAVIA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU ABOUT DEUCE.
AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WHO EVER SCREWED UP AROUND HERE.
Zodavia: IT'S NOT ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, ACE.
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THE ENTIRE STORY.
BACK ON FRELENG,
DEUCE WAS ONCE ONE
OF MY MOST POWERFUL GENERALS,
WHO WAS DETERMINED TO LEAD
THE GREATEST ARMY EVER ASSEMBLED.
BUT TENSIONS GREW BETWEEN US WHEN I REFUSED
TO PLACE ALL OF FRELENG UNDER HIS COMMAND.
DEUCE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN GLORY FOR HIMSELF.
WHEN THE UPRISING TOOK PLACE,
HE AND HIS ARMY WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
SO AFTER ALL THAT,
DEUCE CAME ACROSS THE ENTIRE GALAXY
JUST TO STEAL SOME TREASURE?
WELL, THE JOKE'S ON HIM.
SLAM AND I CHECKED THAT TRAIN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM,
AND THERE AIN'T NO TREASURE.
THE CARS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING
BUT BROKEN-DOWN ROBOTS,
MANY OF WHICH HAVE BEEN EATEN.
THAT'S IT. IT WAS HIS ARMY HE WAS SEEKING,
HIS ARMY OF ROBOTS.
SO WHY DID HE TAKE ACE'S SWORD?
THAT SWORD ONCE BELONGED TO THE GREATEST OF ALL WARRIORS,
ONE OF THE GUARDIANS OF FRELENG.
IT HOLDS POWERS YOU CANNOT IMAGINE.
MY SWORD HAS POWERS?
HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME THIS BEFORE?
GREAT POWER USED TOO SOON CAN CREATE AS MUCH HARM AS GOOD.
IT WILL COME TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE READY.
I THINK I READ THAT IN A FORTUNE COOKIE ONCE.
DEUCE KNOWS THE POWERS OF THE SWORD BETTER THAN ANYONE.
WITHOUT TECH'S TRACKER,
HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND
DEUCE OR THE TRAIN?
DEUCE HAS PROBABLY MAPPED
WHERE THE WORMHOLES WILL APPEAR.
ALL WE GOTTA DO IS FOLLOW
THE ONE PERSON WHO KNOWS WHERE TO FIND THEM.
WON'T HE BE SUSPICIOUS
IF WE JUST LET HIM GO?
DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY
OUT OF THIS RATHOLE.
OHH! WHAT THE SAM...
AHA.
SOMETIMES I'M SO SMART I SCARES EVEN ME.
YAAH!
FREE AT LAST. FREE AT LAST.
OLD SAMMY'S FREE AT LAST.
HUH. THIS PLACE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
OOH.
OHH!
HUH?
LIKE I SAID,
THERE AIN'T BEEN A JAIL BUILT THAT CAN HOLD THE RED FOX.
HYAH, MULE.
Deuce: MY TRACKER SAYS WE'RE DUE
FOR A WORMHOLE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
WELL, I USED MY WITS AND ESCAPED
THEM LOWDOWN LOONEY-TICS.
I SEE.
THEY LET THE FOOL ESCAPE
SO HE'D LEAD THEM TO ME.
NO MATTER. THEY CAN'T STOP ME NOW ANYWAY.
Ace: YOU MIGHT AS WELL FOLD YOUR HAND, DEUCE.
IT'S ALL OVER.
NO. IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU.
MMM, UNH! GOTCHA.
GUARDIAN STRIKE SWORD!
GUARDIAN SWORD, RIDE!
Sam: SURE SHOWED THEM, HUH?
HEY, I THINK YOUR SPURS ARE UNTIED.
OH. THANKS, DEUCEY.
AAH!
OHH, OHH, OHH, OHH.
SOME OUTLAWS HAVE NO HONOR.
NOW WHAT?
I LOST THE SWORD.
IT'S UP TO ME TO GET IT BACK.
HYAH!
HEY, DEUCE, IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR FRIENDS?
I HAVE NO FRIENDS, JUST VICTIMS.
NYAH, HAH!
UNH! VERY NICE.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER A CAREER AS A CARPENTER,
WHERE YOU MIGHT HAVE A FUTURE.
ONCE I AWAKEN MY ARMY OF ROBOTS,
I WILL CONQUER ALL WHO STAND IN THE WAY OF MY SWORD.
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET A FEW OF MY ASSOCIATES,
THE FINEST ARMY IN THE UNIVERSE.
OOH. NICE ROBO-ARMY.
YOU MUST SAVE A FORTUNE ON UNIFORMS.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A GALAXY TO CONQUER.
OH, YEAH. RIP HIM TO PIECES.
YOU AGAIN.
STRIKE SWORD!
YAAH! AHH.
I NEVER THOUGHT THE GREAT GENERAL DEUCE
WOULD HIDE BEHIND A SWORD.
SOON I WILL ACHIEVE MY GOAL OF INTERGALACTIC GREATNESS
AND REIGN SUPREME ACROSS THE GALAXY.
OH, YEAH. SORT OF THE CHICKEN AND THE EGG THING.
SO WHAT IS IT?
ARE YOU AN EGG OR A CHICKEN?
HUH
AAH! OH, NO.
YAAH!
GUARDIAN STRIKE SWORD, COME TO ME.
IT'S ALL OVER, ACE.
CAN'T SAY IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE, DEUCE,
'CAUSE IT HASN'T.
HI-YAH!
Zodavia: GREAT POWER WILL COME TO YOU
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
OK, GUARDIAN STRIKE SWORD, IT'S SHOWTIME.
NOOOOO!
HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT? IT WORKS.
OH.
ONCE AGAIN, ACE, YOU DID A MAGNIFICENT JOB.
NOT ONLY DID YOU RECOVER YOUR SWORD,
BUT YOU PROVED YOURSELF A TRUE WARRIOR
WORTHY OF THE GUARDIANS OF FRELENG.
HEY, UH, ABOUT THE SWORD, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME
ALL ITS SECRETS AND EVERYTHING IT CAN DO?
IN TIME. TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE CAN BE A DANGEROUS THING.
SO CAN TOO LITTLE KNOWLEDGE.
I MEAN, REALLY, IT'S JUST A SWORD.
YIIII!
IS THERE A DRAFT IN HERE?
VERY NICE.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
HEY, EYES UP FRONT.
* R-R-ROCK 'N' SET, LET'S JET *